International symbol of the vagina

#079 on AdVerbatims:

“We’re a serious company.
You can’t use the international symbol of the vagina on the cover.”
(Client, Area Manager, looking at the image of two hands framing a photo)

Photo available from www.gettyimages.com
Title: Young woman making frame with hand, smiling, portrait, close-up
Image #: 200343325-001
License type: Royalty-free
Photographer: Pando Hall
Collection: Digital Vision
Credit: Pando Hall

I cut you!

Overheard in the hair salon

Hairdresser to a customer who is waiting for his turn:
"I cut auntie first ok? Then I cut you."