Personal Description or Job Title?

Spotted the sender's job title in a Christmas card I received from a printing company - not even an insurance or medical industry. What gives?

Now open and say...

This almost looks wrong, if you're thinking spread my legs, I mean, wings, and fly...

What's wrong with this clock?

Send me your response.

When you can't afford to scout for talent...

Shame on SBS Transit!

There's a horse in my food!

Literally speaking, I'll settle for water chestnuts.

Singapore's first eco-mall?

So much for being eco.
Styrofoam horses spotted outside Singapore's first eco-mall - City Square Mall

What a difference a 'B' makes?

Someone sent this to me and I thought it was too good not to share!