Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Grandmaster Lil Mack says yo! yO! YO!

Somebody exorcize Fergie's "London Bridge" from my head!

How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin’ down like…

Wonder how she gon to do da Christmissy song?

ORIGINAL LYRICS (We wish you a Merry Christmas):

We wish you a Merry Christmas;
We wish you a Merry Christmas;
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Good tidings we bring to you and your kin;
Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Run it through this neat hip-hop translator and you get:

We wizzay you a Merry Christmas;
We W-to-tha-izzish you a Merry Christmas;
We wizzay you a Merry Christmas n a Happy New Year.

Good weed-smokin' we bring ta you n yo kizzle
Good tid'n fo` Christmas n a Happy New Year.

Here are some suggestions for getting started:
National anthems, hymnals, mission statements, taglines, a patriotic pledge... now go!

1 comment:

Gutch said...

Oh dear. I can just hear this done to the beats of

"How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin’ down like… "