What a difference a 'B' makes?

Someone sent this to me and I thought it was too good not to share!

Fat Vag*na

What an unfortunate name. It means ' fat vag*na' in the Hokkien dialect. And she was really chubby in real life too. Sigh...

Organized Crime legalized in Singapore

Hey! Isn't that Mas Selemat in the lead?

All white people look similar

Ever get the feeling that Caucasians look similar?

What's the alcohol content?

Redundant question of the day:
What's the alcohol content for this beer?

we got to PARY just to make it today!

My life is shitty; that's what makes it fun!

Probably the only person in the world who has a legit reason to hate her parents.

And a laptop for these harrowing times

WARNING: Buying this might bring tears to your eyes.

Harrowing Job

Probably a special position created for these harrowing economic times:

Know thy customers

These pimps sure know what their clients want. Spotted on the toilet wall of a mall in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia:



TRANSLATION:

Young ladies from Harbin (China)
First-Class Mixed Blood (literal translation) Girls
016-318 7709
18 - 21 years old (probably the ladies and not the age limit for clients)



LITERAL TRANSLATION:
3 flavors
Ice-Fire service
China, Malaysia, Hong Kong sexy ladies
016-776 5151
18 - 21 years old



LITERAL TRANSLATION:
Sure to play
Harbin beautiful ladies
016-2711913

We're friends. But are we associated?

There's nothing like camaraderie for a good ole legal game of Mahjong.

Spotted along Beatty Road.

Mr. Super Chong

Could this be a fengshui name?

From a poster for a ballroom dancing performance. This couple was the special guest performance. Must be a super-duper dancer... this Chong guy.

Most overused conversation fillers

Have you ever noticed how people start or pepper their conversations with these words and phrases? What does it mean for the person who is receiving the message?)

1. Apparently (so I'm an idiot and cannot see what is apparent?)
2. Actually (now i you're telling me the truth)
3. Honestly (so you've been cushioning me from reality)
4. Frankly speaking... (you mean you have been lying to me up till now?)
5. Don't mind me saying but... (what if I mind?)
6. I so... (so you is an American?)

Can you think of any others?

Darkening hair or scalp?

Can we trust a Made-in-China product for our crowning glory, even if Jackie believes in it? Check out the inconsistencies I have spotted:

Do you smoke?

You'll soon find out... as soon as I light up here.



Designated Smoking Area of a vegetarian restaurant.

Bun me up, Scotty

For those who are not rearing in endowments, there's help yet.

I think I need one of these:



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International symbol of the vagina

#079 on AdVerbatims:

“We’re a serious company.
You can’t use the international symbol of the vagina on the cover.”
(Client, Area Manager, looking at the image of two hands framing a photo)

Photo available from www.gettyimages.com
Title: Young woman making frame with hand, smiling, portrait, close-up
Image #: 200343325-001
License type: Royalty-free
Photographer: Pando Hall
Collection: Digital Vision
Credit: Pando Hall

I cut you!

Overheard in the hair salon

Hairdresser to a customer who is waiting for his turn:
"I cut auntie first ok? Then I cut you."

Three Character Classic

Well... not exactly the Three Character Classic but definitely three words at a time.

Overheard at the cashier of a clothing store:

Cashier: Want join member?
Customer: Member got what?
Cashier: Member got point.
Customer: Point do what?
Cashier: Point exchange things
Customer: I dun want
Cashier: Forty-one dollars please
Customer (digging into purse after giving cashier a $50 note): Give you coin...
Cashier: Ten your change

Customer walks off...

Gulp! I'm next.

Tea With Elephants

Look what I got for my mum for Christmas. I know it's late for buying Christmas presents online but there's never a good time for making the lives of others warmer and better.

Join me in supporting The Riverkids Project:
In Cambodia, children are sold as debt slaves, domestic drudges, illegal adoptions, cheap labour and child prostitutes. There are many ways to fight child trafficking. The Riverkids Project aims to stop child trafficking before it can even start.

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